I admire the fact that my nieces and nephews don’t actually roll their eyes in annoyance when they’re asked “How’s school?” by adults for the 20th time.  If you ask a kid that question and expect anything other than “Good” for an answer, you’re fooling yourself!

Meanwhile, the dinner conversation is turning into a precarious area.  You just know there will be a brawl at the first mention of Donald Clinton.

There’s only one thing that can fix these problems.

A good laugh!

Keep these up your sleeve to bring a festive mood to your Thanksgiving meal!

Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Keep Up Your Sleeve

Thanksgiving jokes for kids. If you're worried about the turn Thanksgiving dinner might take with family this year, keep these corny Thanksgiving jokes in your back pocket. You never know when you'll need a laugh to lighten the mood.

Get it??  Corny?  Pilgrims and stuff?

Don’t worry, they get better.

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Q.  If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

A.  Pilgrims!

 

Q.  Why did the turkey cross the road?

A.  He was trying to look like a chicken!

 

Q.  Why couldn’t the turkey play baseball?

A.  He could only hit fowl balls!

 

Q.  What happened when the turkey started a fight?

A.  He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

 

Q.  What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

A.  Your nose!

 

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly!

 

Q.  What is the turkey’s favorite instrument?

A.  The drum.  He carries his drumsticks everywhere!

 

Q.  What is a turkey’s favorite website?

A. Google, google!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting turkey.

Interrupting tur–

Gobble Gobble!!!

 

Store these jokes in your back pocket and become the favorite relative at the feast.

I have to know your favorite corny joke!! Share it in the comments.